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A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a ...
Tanner Cike
Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to ...
Laila Frein
Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!
Quincy Roin
 
Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!
Colbert Reim
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
Madalena Sizal
Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days ...
Jennifer Iter
 
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. Q: What do lawyers and sperm h...
Jared James
Q: How does an attorney sleep? A: First he lies on one side and then on the other
Frédérique Bind
Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement? A: Not enough cement.
Elisabeth Vexel
 
Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? A: His partners. Q: If u laid all the lawyers in the wo...
Quin Jackson
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? A: You cry when you cut up an onion. Q: Wh...
Dina Hajding
"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day
Cortez Urt
 
 
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